hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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dmolech:

I did a thing for a contest and I think it turned out pretty durn cute

opposablethumbcrew:

Books have a way of making you homesick for a place you have never been.

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

caseyanthonyofficial:

I’m dropping out of school to focus more on puppies

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

tyleroakley:

adriofthedead:

ghostalebrije:

speedwag:

i want every frame of this tattooed on my body and then i want it on my gravestone

the icecream

children in a nutshell

oH MY GOD

jellysnack:

Australian cast of The Lion King sings on a plane.  Because actors are nerds no matter where they are.